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THE SHELLFISH CULT

Perth, Western Australia


Mission Statement ~To save the shellfish from the evils of the world uniting the humans in one cause! To rid the world of fish raising the status of Molluscs and Crustaceans!

Fish are DESPISED by the cult, catch and destroy, they should not pass the lips of a cult member!
Oh Hail the Crab!


The crustaceans...

shall inherit...

the Earth!

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ABOUT THE CULT LEADERS

The cult leaders, who prefer to remain unnamed, joined forces 6 years ago.

"The simplicity of a mollusc and their vulnerability was a key factor in the start, apart from the money making aspect." states A Supreme Leader.


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Levels which you can aspire to in the Shellfish Cult


  • Supreme Leader - This is the highest level and can not be reached by mere mortals. You must have this position past down to you.
  • The other levels are yet to be decided.




TOP TEN CRUSTACEANS!!!!!!
  1. The Crab - Hail!
  2. The Prawn
  3. The Mussel
  4. The Crayfish
  5. The Clam
  6. The Morton Bay Bug
  7. The Seahorse
  8. The Oyster
  9. The Limpet
  10. The Humble Barnacle


DOS AND DON'TS
CRUSTACEAN DO DON'T
The Crab! - Hail! Boil quickly to avoid agonising death! Leave unsupervised while alive!
The Prawn Eat only if it has been peeled by someone else. Don't eat in a soup with legs on - disgusting!
The Mussel Eat delicious chilli mussels. The only way to go! Open and eat if they don't open.
The Crayfish Actually quite nice with a nice sauce. Do not eat the eyes, for they are holy to us!
The Clam Clam Chowder is supposed to be nice? Eat raw! YUCK!
Morton Bay Bugs A delicious mornay or grilled. Yummo! Look at them while you are eating. They are very ugly, in the Crustacean world that is!
The Seahorse Look and marvel at them. Preeety! Poke them or eat them! We can't believe you even thought about it!
The Oyster Kilpatrick is the only way to go with this one. Natural! I'm sorry, this is not on! There is no way the Supreme Leaders will agree that this is delicious.
The Limpet Pitty them for they move really slow. Pull them off a rock and place on the sand. This is Murder!
The Humble Barnacle Tragic aren't they? Mock them if you dare. I can as I am one of the Supreme Leaders!


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